He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
I find it really screwed up when I find mascs dissing fems like they are straight or something. But I also find it annoying when fems are just anti-anything-masc.
I cross my legs and listen to Ke$ha, but I like watching college football and burping in public. Just do what you want and love each other, dammit.
in my english class we have to fill in this chart and say how many hours we’ve been on the computer or watching tv and say what we’re doing and why and my friend looked at me and said “you should probably lie a little.”
I shouldn’t have laughed
My step-brother is a teacher and to shut up his students he gave them a Where’s Wally
But he photoshopped Wally out
One kid asked to stay behind at break so he could find it poor child
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.